PRE-SCREENING: WE MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST FIT IF…
• you’re looking for a rapid copy + paste publication process
• your work is too immutable to be commented on
• an AI could reconstruct your value system based on a page of social media posts
• you have a social media avatar that shows you drinking coffee out of an oversized mug
• you have a live, laugh, love aesthetic
• you write nerdy genre stuff steeped in pop culture and/or that “remixes high and low”
• you are an outrage bot who bloviates on Twitter all day
• you write stuff that is political in the way Vox or Fox is
• you’re liable to ask for your work to be pulled for reasons of personal awakening or ideological realignment
