Sean Kilpatrick 日 06/06/2018 · agentcooper89 No comments

GIL THE NIHILIST: A SITCOM: THE PLAY

Sometimes I pluck my castration stitches like a banjo. You get annoyed because I’m kind of silly and your disappointed expectations have turned you constantly quite serious. A man does not love outside whatever maximizes relaxation. I believe in free assisted suicide for everyone who shakes my hand. May my enemies bloat and be awesome. Who I ram strangers my skin. Every reek I skim. My surviving exes ignite in a dire shit of chemicals whenever I internet search them. We break as the earth turns.

立卓 (Li Zhuo) 日 30/05/2018 · agentcooper89 No comments

ZHICHUNLU STATION

People often say Chinese is an ugly language, and I always disagree, except in the case of my mother. Her voice gives me a deep existential fear, like vampire teeth on a chalkboard. She’s not my real mother, but one of the few English phrases she knows is “your mother.” She says it when she’s trying to trick me. I think she might know more English than that, but speaking only in Chinese makes us vulnerable, which is how she likes it.

Cornelius Fitz 日 23/05/2018 · agentcooper89 No comments

MERE OBLIVION

Badger died today. Or was it yesterday, I can’t be sure. He was hit by a Nissan Qashqai. That’s what Mole says, though his myopia, which is worse than ever, undoubtedly compromises any eye-witness testimony he might be called upon to give. It was generally agreed that Badger did not suffer – the damage to the car indicated as much. Alas, we were unable to perform the usual funeral rites for him. A passing TV crew spied an opportunity for a spot of ‘gastro-roadkill’ with their on-board celebrity chef, and they had old Badger trussed up on a spit before you could say endangered species.

Ivan Ivanovich Bartek 日 14/05/2018 · agentcooper89 No comments

EXTREMISM IN OUR COMMUNITY

As the country comes together, entranced, with a horror unseen since a wave of shootings in the 1980s, it is becoming harder to untangle the myth of Edwin Godwinsen from the reality. According to the Toronto Star, the teen’s path to extremism dates to his early years, when he showed signs of alienation. Mr. Black, chief psychiatrist at Toronto East Detention Centre, has written in the Journal for the Study of Remission that Godwinsen’s childhood fits the classic paradigm for 21st-century adult criminality. While his profile shows a highly predictive marker of high-risk youths — a predilection towards video games — it also shows more insidious signs.

Jesse Miksic 日 07/05/2018 · agentcooper89 No comments

RISING HEAT INTO FALLING LEAVES

With fear

And the fascination due some
Wriggling arthropod darting
Across toes and arches, into
A gap in the baseboard

Through a dim arrowslit
At a spyglass distance,
Pulsating, out of reach

At the trembling tip
Of an afflicted pointer finger
Extended in withdrawal